Far From Over

Music, Life — Nick Jade on June 11, 2007 at 1:06 am

Dear Mr. Stallone,

I would like to thank you for choosing my hometown of Melbourne, Florida as one of the locations on your current touring route. I am a 22 year old film student living in Orlando and have been a fan of your music for quite some time now. I work in music promotions and I feel that most of today’s music fails in comparison to the styles you work in. I will be driving home for the weekend to watch your performance. I look forward to shaking your hand and showing you my gratitude in person! Please keep up the good work!

Best,
Nick

Let’s Have a Black Friday Celebration

Life — Nick Jade on November 24, 2006 at 9:50 am

Hello blog, so I had the best birthday of my life. We went to Medieval Times and bought do rags on the way home. Dude rags as my little brother calls them, and rightly so. Phil and I hung out and watched my old movies which was a great. Then Dan and I played a Carlo Of Hollywood show last Friday that shook Melbourne to its foundation. My birthday dinner on Sunday couldn’t have been better as most people I care about in my life were there to eat tacos and enchiladas. Also went to the flea market and bought five more pairs of the Terminator glasses I found. I swear, they are exactly from the movie! Thanksgiving was amazing as I got to hang out with all of my family and eat crazy seafood all day. We also flew this weird kite made for practicing for some kind of surf/wind thingamagig sport. Then Amy and I hung out for a bit beach side. It was a pretty amazing two weeks, but it is coming to a close now. Sometimes when you spin the wheel and go for gold you don’t always win. But none the less I have decided to still live my life by that creed.

CHUCK NORRIS GOES TO IRAQ

Site Update — Nick Jade on November 15, 2006 at 2:12 pm

No its not the newest film in the Braddock series, Mr. Norris really went to Iraq on a USO tour! Read all about it here. This just further shows that Chuck Norris is the one of the greatest men of the last 50 years. He truley loves his country. Thanks to Steve Rush for sending in this article!www.chucknorrisworld.com

Halloween 06!

Life — Nick Jade on November 1, 2006 at 8:18 pm


From left to right: Brett as Scarlett Cultist from World Of Warcraft, Nancy as a cat, Phil as John Lennon, Nick Jade as Rayden, Jimmie as Paul Bunyon, Chris as The Invisible Man, and Bethany as Katara from Avatar. Yes, we are huge dorks.
John Lennon, Gumby, and Rayden! Choose your destiny!


Wow, really in the game! Test your might….


About to get worked.


That axe made the grand canyon.


He is dead.

Blogs Suck

Life, Bahamas! — Nick Jade on August 6, 2006 at 11:38 pm

I really hate posting on this thing sometimes. Its like homework that I don’t want to do and don’t even have to do but it nags in the back of my head. Like cleaning your car or organizing a large room. You get some enjoyment from it but it still is hard to start. So I came back from the Bahamas. The trip back totally sucked. I got picked up at the resort at 1:30 PM. Then drove to the port, waited in a line for customs, then waited to board the boat, then waited in another line. Then we waited to leave the port for an hour. Then we had a 3 hour trip back, followed by a wait for customs. After getting off the ship I got my bags and had to show more papers to get out. But I wasn’t all clear yet because I had to drive 3 hours home. On top of that it was raining and the N bound 95 onramp was closed. I am home and glad to be home. Mobing to Orlando soon.

Friday while on a flyer run in Orlando I found a note on a bulletin board about a silent auction for a used bowling ball. I texted the number a bid and tonight I found out I won. So I will be picking up the ball next week sometime.

Why Girls Hate Me

Life — Nick Jade on July 30, 2006 at 11:36 pm

ContraDeLaHoya: are you an aliens fan?
girl: alien vs predator, I thought it was a cute movie
ContraDeLaHoya: oh
ContraDeLaHoya: never saw it
ContraDeLaHoya: heard it was a travesty to the aliens and predator cannon
girl: mhm
girl: aka, cute
ContraDeLaHoya: man im such a loser

Does This Thing Have Automatic Windows? - Day 5

Life, Bahamas! — Nick Jade on July 27, 2006 at 12:45 pm

home_alone_ver1.jpgWe went to a fish fry and there was a surprisingly large amount of locals there. We danced to Lil John, C+C Music Factory, a Reggae cover of The Outfield’s Your Love, and many other jams. I hung out with the “crew” as they talked about girls, girls, and more girls. I was offered weed by some guy in a ski cap but I declined.

There is this kid named Cody here who we have developed a love hate relationship with. The first day we were here he put Kevin in a head lock after knowing him only a few minutes. You know those kids who you meet one time on vacation, they are absolutley crazy, and then you know you will never see them again. Cody is that kid. Or remember the kid at the beginning of Home Alone who keeps asking the van driver all the questions about his vehicle? Yeah, Cody is that kid. This kid will do anything you dare him to do and shows up EVERYWHERE. We are fishing, there goes Cody hanging off the front of a boat. We are walking to the fish fry, there goes Cody zooming by on a scooter.

Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Day 4

Life, Bahamas! — Nick Jade on July 26, 2006 at 10:20 pm

Last night the power at the resort went out along with half the island. It was a very eerie feeling. I could only think about the comments I made about being one man vs the world like in Assault On Precinct 13. There I was in a desolate maze of hallways and stairs, in a foreign country, with no power… anything could happen. World War III, zomie infestation, or worse… escaped prisoners and enraged gang members. Anything didn’t happen. I just sat under a flood light and read a book.

TotalEclipseOfTheHeart.jpgNot much went down today, except the fact that I ROCKED the karaoke party. I pulled out a crowd favorite, Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse Of The Heart. I started the song out pretty calmly but by the end was leaning over like James Brown and belting out lyrics like Freddie Mercury. This display of stamina gained me entry into the “crew” which consisted of me, a bunch of military frat boys, and this kid named Kevin who sung Kid Rock’s Cowboy. (Nobody ever realized that song was so dirty.) We all sung Don Mclean’s American Pie with our shirts off and ended to glorious applause. Video was recorded. I’ll post eventually.

* A funny note. Halfway through my song I bitterly dedicated it to an imaginary girl named Cindy. Everybody was looking around and wondering what the hell I was talking about.

*SOILERS AHEAD*
vonnegut1.jpgGalapagos was finally finished tonight. The novel describes the events leading up to the last pocket of humanity on earth as narrated by Kilgore Trout’s one million year dead son, Leon Trout. Weird? Right. Long story short, a small party of vacationers become stranded on an island where they must re-populate the Earth after a deadly disease ravages the planet. The disease is only mentioned in a small passage halfway through the novel never to be expounded upon. The vacationers don’t reach the island until the last 7/8 of the book and the entire beginning focuses on their relationships with each other in a small hotel awaiting a ride on the “nature cruise of the century.” Vonnegut again amazed me with his ability to paint a full picture of events without describing or detailing some of the larger events that push the plot.

I helped some older couples in the computer room today with their e-mail and it was pretty rewarding.

Its Judgment Day - Day 3

Life, Bahamas! — Nick Jade on July 24, 2006 at 7:45 pm

I slept in pretty late today, then woke up headed over to the beach and snorkeled for a bit. Had a pina colata at pool bar and then headed straight for the computer room. Yes, yes I know I am a total loser for spending two hours in the room but I was working on the blog, some Carlo Of Hollywood research, and a little office work, so cut me some slack!

We took a boat over to Lakaya Bay where they have shops, restaurants, and fancy perfume stores. I wasn’t really interesting in any of that, I was on the prowl for bootleg movies and cds. No dice. The only music store I found was full of over prices newly released media much like the music stores in airports. I almost bought Daft Punk’s Chronology album but I already have every track on it so what is the point?

IMG_0637.jpgI found an arcade with the Terminator 2 arcade game in it. Do you have any idea how much this game kicks? I will tell you… A LOT! Although the gun censors were messed up on the machine (as all the games in there were slightly out of order) it still brought back some good memories of the early 90s…. hanging out in Tilt (the local arcade) and playing After Burner, Mortal Kombat 3, and Killer Instinct.

I will DEFINITELY finish Galapagos tonight.

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Assault On Freeport - Day 2

Life, Bahamas! — Nick Jade on July 23, 2006 at 8:05 pm

IMG_0592.jpgI woke up sometime around 8 o’clock and was told something about a free continental breakfast (aka bagels and cereal) at 10:45 but I went back to sleep and slept right through the breakfast. We had eggs and ham for breakfast so I wasn’t too upset about missing the free stuff. After that I took a shower and then spent 10 minutes putting on this clear Bullfrog brand sun block that nearly suffocated me with its fumes. We went to the beach and hit that snorkeling action big time. We were all scoping out the undersea community but I was really just trying to find cute girls hanging around. There were a few but they were all with dudes or something. Not like I would care enough to do anything about it even if they weren’t. Then there was this guy in a Speedo taking pictures with his buddy along the shore. They were doing all kinds of strange and provocative poses that made me think they might more that just buds, but who cares…. its the Bahamas!

IMG_0594.jpgAt the pool side bar we hung around and drank pina coladas and I tried this special drink my man Carlton (the bartender) makes. When I say poolside I really mean poolside as you can enter from one end while still in the pool! Yeah… you just swim right up. Can you say lounging in STYLE? Then I went back to the room, watched some VH1, realized I hate the show My Fair Brady and then went to sleep. I would periodically wake up and be confused as to what time it was or if I should be doing something but would soon realize I was on vacation and I don’t have to do crap.

We went to this all you can eat bar-b-q and bonfire this evening where I enjoyed the free bahama mamas and ribs. I made friends with some people who I saw in the pool earlier, Lindsey and Michael. Michael is a firefighter/paramedic in Chicago. We talked about how close we all are to the brink of death every day and how a minute second of action can change that.

Photos from the bar-b-q:

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I hope to finish Vonnegut’s Galapagos tonight, I have about 13 chapters left. This is a very interesting book as it talks about natural selection and what humans will be like in a million years. To inform you – they have smaller brains, can swim for long periods of time, and are only distinctly set apart from each other by a distinct smell they receive at birth. Of course I don’t believe in evolution the way the book describes but it is interesting non the less. Basically Vonnegut is talking about how rotten humans act towards one another and how if we had smaller brains and were more like animals we might just be better off.

Assault_on_precinct_thirteen_movie_poster.jpgAnother aspect of the book that interests me is the hotel on Santa Rosalía, a fictional island in Galapagos, that the story takes place. I have an obsession with small burst of civilization existing amongst large areas on uncivilized land. The one man/group vs the world is an interesting theme that I am often drawn too. I think that is why I like John Carpenter’s Assault On Precinct 13 so much. Just one cop vs the “world.” Where I am staying is kind of like that. Here is a facility with all the modern amenities yet around us is poverty.

Getting Live In Freeport

Life, Bahamas! — Nick Jade on July 22, 2006 at 7:41 pm

582023_20040213_screen005.jpgI am on the island of Freeport in the Bahamas and so far it has been and interesting experience. I stayed up all night Friday to leave at 3 AM and drive for three and a half hours to Ft. Lauderdale to catch a four hour boat trip. The boarding process was a bit of a crazy cattle call with us moving from station to station, getting this paper signed and then this slip stamped, followed by this tag folded and so on.The boat was basically a glorified casino ship, if you have ever been on one of those. We ate at a breakfast buffet, slept in the Starlight Lounge and I hung out in the “Disco” playing Primal Rage, Cruisin’ USA, and Super Spy on the NEO-GEO Three in One arcade machine (FREAKIN SWEET!). I didn’t really get any rest out of my small nap as I was laying face down on that hard airport style carpet that these kinds of establishments often install. During my sleep I was also vicariously a guest to a black families’ reunion and I got pretty jealous of how awesome it was. There was singing, dancing, an African fashion show, jokes, freestyling, etc. White people are pretty much lame when it comes to doing anything in a large social group and not making a fool of themselves.

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I Got 81 Dancing To The Rapture Today

Life — Nick Jade on July 19, 2006 at 9:25 pm

3697.jpgSo I am in the office and my business partner who daylights as a kids camp counselor calls me up in dire need of a dance mix. I put a lot of my dance songs on a external hard drive I didn’t have with me but of course I couldn’t let him down. So I started scouring music blogs, limewire, and some old files to compile the following dance mix in 10 minutes:

C+C Music Factory - Everybody Dance Now
Ace Of Base - I Saw The Sign
The Rapture - Sister Savior (DFA Dub Edit)
Casper - Cha Cha Slide (That song you hear at EVERY wedding)
The Real McCoy - Rhythm Is A Dancer
Bob Sinclar - Beat The Clock

I made the five minute trek to the community center and walked in to find 81 kids playing musical chairs to Brittney Spears. Josh was MCing on the karaoke machine as I delivered the mix. I stayed around to watch the antics ensue. I was asked by a young black girl with a TON of sass who I was. I told her I was Josh’s homeless business partner, as I was wearing a worn Adidas shirt, green gym shorts, and busted up aqua socks. Finally the Rapture track came on and I just started laughing at how awesome the situation was. Here are 81 kids under the age of 12 listening to this totally sick track… and not even the original version mind you but a DFA edit! In two weeks I will be throwing a dance party there for the kids. This will be Carlo Of Hollywood’s first live DJ set.

Fun On AIM

Life — Nick Jade on July 8, 2006 at 10:41 pm

ContraDeLaHoya: hey

My Friends Little Sister: hi

ContraDeLaHoya: whats up

My Friends Little Sister: sry this aint justin

ContraDeLaHoya: oh ok

ContraDeLaHoya: sorry

My Friends Little Sister: :-\

My Friends Little Sister: yah this is his sis

ContraDeLaHoya: oh ok

My Friends Little Sister: so who r u?

ContraDeLaHoya: nick

My Friends Little Sister: nick z?

ContraDeLaHoya: no

ContraDeLaHoya: nick jade

My Friends Little Sister: o0o i dont no u

ContraDeLaHoya: have you ever seen laguna beach>?

My Friends Little Sister: duh !!y?

ContraDeLaHoya: ive been on it before

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Sweet Sweet Justice

Music — Nick Jade on June 12, 2006 at 4:07 pm

WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS!

Snakes On A Plane

Life, Film/Photo/Art — Nick Jade on June 4, 2006 at 12:02 pm

With all these internet jokes going around about Snakes On A Plane I figured this had to be a joke when I first read the title. Real incident, or cleaver viral marketing?

Star Tours!

Life — Nick Jade on June 3, 2006 at 6:01 pm

I took my younger brother to MGM Studios today for the Star Wars weekend. Yes I know, my whole family are dorks.

PS - Below you will see the “confused face” I make in all my family photos and I have now passed down to Zack.

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Interview with Inkwell

Music, Interviews — Nick Jade on May 4, 2006 at 4:16 pm

Interview with Travis of Inkwell conducted 4/27/06 via e-mail.
official site | myspace

Inkwell plays live with Feabel Weiner, Inkwell, and Memoranda at the Melbourne Jaycees on May 10th! More info at littlereggies.com!

Listen to the audio version of this interview!

Nick: How did you get together with Feable Weiner and Cruiserweight for this tour?

Travis: They called us up and were like “Hi!? We’re best friends. I love those guys.

N: You are only doing three dates with them right? Any reason you aren’t going to jump on for more?

T: Because I am in school.

N: How much longer are you in school for?

T: Forever. I don’t know. I don’t know where life is going to lead me. If somebody wants to give me an awesome job tomorrow then it will end tomorrow.

N: How is the sound of the second record compared to the sound of the first? How has it developed?

T: Furious.

N: Furious! In what ways?

T: Delectible

N: Delectible!

N: One thing I noticed about the first album was a moderate amount of keyboard and electronic elements. Does that remain in the new album?

T: No. The new record is more rock.

N: Is that just the way you have progressed? Or was that a conscious choice?

T: This band is not a conscious choice on anything. This band is two dudes. Me and Dave. Whatever happens happens. It is not really a band though. (more…)

Feable Weiner is 2FN Hot - This Interview Title Is 2FN Stereotypical

Music, Interviews — Nick Jade on April 26, 2006 at 6:48 pm

Interview with Feable Weiner conducted 4/25/06 via e-mail.
official site | myspace

Feable Weiner plays live with Cruiserweight, Inkwell, and Memoranda at the Melbourne Jaycees on May 10th! More info at littlereggies.com!

feableweiner.jpgNick: What is your writing process like? Are the songs written primarily together as a band or do you separately work on tracks and then bring them to the table?

Atom and Josh: It just depends. There’s no one way we write all of our songs. Most of the time though it’s the two of us writing the hits and then bringing them to the band to make even better.

N: How would you compare playing for American audiences compared to European audiences? Is there a significant difference in crowd interaction and response?

A and J: We have incredible fans everywhere that travel unbelievable distances to see us, and for those fans we’re extremely grateful. And there are many, especially in the UK. There is no difference in Europe and the US except the volume of our fans. We have the ability to sell out a tour in the UK, whereas here in our home country we have to understand that that is less likely to happen, which is fine by us. Only a matter of time now.

N: Do you keep a fairly consistent touring schedule?

A and J: We were recording a record for half a year and we’re just now done with mixing. We’re now turning our focus to reminding everyone in the states that we’re still a band since our touring as of late has been overseas. (more…)

Barb Wire

Film/Photo/Art — Nick Jade on April 21, 2006 at 2:04 am

barb.jpgA few nights ago I watched Barb Wire on Sci-Fi Channel. I had a big long speech planned in which I would make fun of director David Hogan (who also worked on Alien 3 and Batman Forever… oh wow!), the film’s blatant similarities to Casablanca, and Pamela Anderson’s breasts that appear 3 seconds away from completley exploding like bobombs.

If this is what life is like after the second civil war I really hope I am on the North’s side, who lost the original war, and I die. HERITAGE NOT HATE!

Silent Hill? Mor Lyke… Violent Hill. Am I Rite.

Film/Photo/Art, Jimmie — Avenger Jimmie on April 21, 2006 at 1:50 am

I think my roomate Brett’s single sentence review summed up Silent Hill nicely:

“It was like watching the holocaust except no one stopped it in the end.”

sh2judgement7zp.jpgThe film begins like every horror movie you’ve seen: vague mystery, creepy scribbles, and an even creepier child. But about halfway through, the format shifts. The viewer is transported into a realm of pure dismay. Horrible creatures and humans alike are morbidly massacred, and the cameras never turn away. Faces melt off, bodies are skinned alive, people are torn to pieces (and those pieces are subesquently “squished” between someone’s bare feet). Instead of watching a movie meant to make you jump, it felt as though the movie wanted you to actually experience Hell.

Maybe that really was the point. If so, it succeeded ten-fold. There was no hope to speak of in the entire film. No secret weakness to an enemy who embodies evil. No heroes to stand behind. Morals? Psh! It was simply hopeless, and nearly pornographic in its sadism.

All of this may greatly appeal to horror fans. Personally, I feel so crappy after watching Silent Hill that I physically need to sit down, eat some Lucky Charms and watch a joyful cartoon.

Neverland, here I come.

p.s. One could jump to the conclusion that someone who was so repulsed by a film would be gung ho for censoring it. That person would be wrong, but I won’t delve further into politics at this time. If it doesn’t sound like it’s your cup of tea (as it clearly wasn’t mine) don’t watch it. But for Heaven’s sake don’t use my words to in any way justify a book burning. End.

Drawing By Nick:

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Starkiller

Film/Photo/Art — Nick Jade on April 17, 2006 at 1:58 am

kessel.JPGA more straightforward explanation is that George Lucas, in writing the script, simply did not remember or realize that parsecs are not time measurements. According to some sources, Lucas did realize this, but wished to portray Han Solo as an absent-minded braggart who simply did not know what he was talking about. The bemused reactions of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker to Han’s quip suggest that this could be the case.

Han Solo may be an absent-minded braggart but if there is one thing he knows, it’s the Millennium Falcon (and Sabacc). If Solo boasts about the Kessel run, expecting to impress Luke and Ben, I highly doubt he would use a completely wrong increment of measure to do so. This guy knows how to navigate hyperspace and avoid passing right through stars or bouncing to near supernovas. I am sure he knows the correct use of the term parsec.

Fans often forget that before their demi-gods were such they were normal people who drank coffee, used the bathroom, and made mistakes. (In some cases they still do *cough* Greedo shooting first *cough*) We will look to the script drafts on Starkiller: The Jedi Bendu Script Site for reference. It is not until the fourth draft of Star Wars that the scene in question appears:

HAN
Fast ship? You’ve never heard
of the Millennium Falcon?

BEN
Should I have?

HAN
It’s the ship that made the Kessel
run in less than twelve parsecs!

Ben reacts to Solo’s stupid attempt to impress them with obvious misinformation.

HAN
(continuing)
I’ve outrun Imperial starships,
not the local bulk-cruisers, mind
you. I’m talking about the big
Corellian ships now. She’s fast
enough for you, old man. What’s
the cargo?

Problem solved right? There it is, right in the script by Lucas himself! Not necessarily. Note on the Starkiller site that this fourth draft was published as:

Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope, from the Journal of the Whills. Public Version of Fourth Draft. As published in The Art of Star Wars, Ballantine 1979. Dated: “Revised Fourth Draft, January 15, 1976.”

Although it claims to have been written a year before the film was released, this script didn’t appear publicly until two years after. Here is another revised version of the fourth draft dated March 15, 1976:

HAN
Fast ship! You mean you’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

BEN
(amused)
Should I?

HAN
It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 par-sec’s! I’ve outrun Imperial starships, not local bulk-cruisers mind you. These are the big Corellian ships I’m talking about. I think she’s fast enough for you old man. What’s your cargo?

BEN
No questions. Is it local trouble?

BEN
Let’s just say we’d like to avoid any Imperial entanglements.

Is it possible Ben’s reaction was simply added as an afterthought for the 1979 public release of the film’s script. The answer isn’t definite… but at the risk of sounding too much like a fanboy I would say the evidence against Lucas’ divine perfection is a little too heavy to ignore.

VH1’s 100 Worst Show Ideas

Film/Photo/Art — Nick Jade on April 14, 2006 at 12:43 pm

dakota-250.jpgThey were just making fun of Dakota Fanning on VH1’s 40 More Awesomely Bad Fashion Moments. The line went something like, “… wearing this hideous outfit at the Japanese premiere of War Of The World.” Let’s stop for a minute. If I were a C-list star/comedian/magazine editor/columnist on a mid-day filler show I wouldn’t be making fun of TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRLS who go to Japanese premiers for multi-million dollar films. Here is an idea for a new show VH1, it is called VH1’s 100 Worst Show Ideas. Here is how you compile the shows, exclude Pop Up Video, Behind The Music, I Love the 80s and throw everything else in the melting pot.

To all the participants in VH1’s 40 More Awesomely Bad Fashion Moments, this is what a twelve year old girl who is richer than you looks like. ———————->

1 Parsec = 3.08568025 × 10 to the 16th meters

Life — Nick Jade on April 13, 2006 at 12:21 pm

Transcribed from Wikipedia:

han.jpgThe Kessel Run is a pathway from planet Kessel in the Star Wars galaxy used frequently by smugglers in the transport of precious Glitterstim spice.

A well-known but confusing description of the Kessel Run is made by Han Solo in A New Hope when he boasts to have made the run with the Millennium Falcon in “less than twelve parsecs.” A parsec is a unit of distance, not a measure of time or speed. Some have explained this apparent error by postulating the presence of a black hole cluster (The Maw) close to Kessel, which is used by pilots to shorten the distance of the run.

According to Expanded Universe literature, navigating the Maw black hole cluster is extremely hazardous. Ships making runs must take long complex courses to avoid the dangerous singularities and gravity distortions of the cluster. However, it is speculated that Solo brazenly shaved by the gravity wells, thus achieving a run under a distance of 12 parsecs where a safer route would be much longer. This shorter run, by necessity, would require a faster ship than more circuitious routes, since a slower ship would not be able to resist the gravitational pull of the closer black-holes.

The question of whether Solo was boasting about the speed of his ship, or his skillful abilities at piloting is still debated amongst fans. One could also look at the wording of the quote and consider Solo may have been mentioning another aspect of the Falcon’s fame that is unrelated to its speed - that she earned prestige for surviving a dangerous short-distanced Kessel Run, as well as being “fast”.

A more straightforward explanation is that George Lucas, in writing the script, simply did not remember or realize that parsecs are not time measurements. According to some sources, Lucas did realize this, but wished to portray Han Solo as an absent-minded braggart who simply did not know what he was talking about. The bemused reactions of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker to Han’s quip suggest that this could be the case.

Maybe the distance instead refers to the relativistic distance travelled.

Girlfriends + Sports = No Star Wars

Life — Nick Jade on April 12, 2006 at 11:30 pm

HanSoloLost.jpgLast night I got home at three in the morning to find Jimmie talking on AIM to one of his uber-nerd friends from Nintendorks. They were talking about Star Wars and this book in particular: Han Solo and The Lost Legacy.

I don’t remember reading this one but it brought back all my memories of being the loser kid in sixth grade that didn’t play kickball in recess, but instead sat in the computer lab making animated Star Wars movies on the Macs. I was so engrossed in this movie making process that I even skipped my science class a few times, much to the chagrin of my teacher, Mrs. Brave. THAT IS DEVOTION GEORGE! I can’t remember exactly what the animations were about, but I do recall making countless version of the attack run on the first Death Star. I am sure this all sprouted from playing Rebel Assault and Dark Forces incessantly.

It didn’t stop with sixth grade either. My best friends Chris Wegerif and Chris Waggenor would sit with me outside of the front office every morning in eighth grade and talk about Shadows Of The Empire. Dare I say the best platformer game EVER? I do. But as we got older priorities changed. I blame it half on age and half on that damned Episode One. I honestly believe that the premiere of that film marked the first day of my backslide. Sixteen years since the last enthralling episode of the saga and all we got were a couple of non-descript characters, a mess of politics, and Jar Jar Binks? We should have seen this coming with Jar Jar’s first incarnation: Ewoks. And the Special Edition! Scoff! Dance numbers? Greedo shooting first?! Han Solo kills in cold blood. He is a space smuggler and that is their game.

But I digress. Wegerif got a girlfriend, Waggenor got sports, I got whatever I moved on to next (Beastie Boys?) And that was that. No more lounging in the pool on hot summer nights talking about all the mods we were going to make for Jedi Knight (for those less educated, mods were custom modifications made to computer games by normal users like you and I). My Star Wars novels were replaced by Phillip K. Dick and other more educated reading material. The trilogy was pushed to the back of the shelf to make way for bizarre French films about triangular relationships and people smoking.

scout1.jpgYes, yes, this is just another sad blog post relating some cultural phenomena to the passing of youth. All the hippest bloggers do it, so sue me. But today marks a new day in the history of Nick Martinolich. Today is the day I crack open my unfinished copy of Tales Of The Bounty Hunter. Tomorrow is the day Jimmie and I once again discuss the absurdness of scout troopers having no radio contact with the Imperial base on the Sanctuary Moon of Endor. What good are scout troopers if they have to return all the way to base to report? It is with great poise that I once again enter into the world that is Star Wars fandom. Massassi Temple here I come.

This WAS Helpful!

Life — Nick Jade on April 10, 2006 at 3:25 pm

I just received an e-mail from my relationship and spiritual counselor, Wenzel. He and Malcom go way back.

Yo Jarett,

Listen up, Malcolm told me last week that ur girlfriend been not satified with u lately.
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religion as a major cohesive force serving such functions as social unity, as religious institu. time.His father had told him that he should wake earlier, he being a firm believer in calendars of inspir.
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$60 worth of Depeche Mode Vinyl

Music, Vinyl — Nick Jade on April 9, 2006 at 10:24 pm

Back at it again at Rock N’ Roll Heaven in Orlando. I left with some real great DM vinyl.

constructiontimeagain.jpgFirst off, I purchased Construction Time Again. This album features my all time favorite Depeche Mode single, Everything Counts. However the album is considerably minimilstic in its production. It lacks the pop genious of A Broken Frame yet doesn’t capture the dark atmosphere of Black Celebration. But to this album’s credit - it was the first appearance of Alan Wilder as a permanent member and the group’s first use of samples.

constructiontimeagain2.jpgTranscribed from Shunt - The Official Recoil Website:

Unlike any other Mode LP, the lyrical focus of ‘Construction…’ centred around popular political concerns of the day such as nuclear arms, global pollution and economic gluttony. The music was given a hardened, more ‘industrial’ treatment thanks to the new sampling craze and use of discarded junk from any source at hand, including the building sites of Shoreditch in East London. The new production team helped to ensure that ‘Construction Time Again’ was eclectic for its time, revealing a new and more thought-provoking Depeche Mode.

Then we have another Never Let Me Down Again single. This one includes The Split, Tsangarides, and Aggro mixes of the single plus two Pleasure, Little Treasure mixes (Glitter Mix and Join Mix). I have always liked the Split Mix, especially its use in the extended version of the video. You can’t get much better than leisure suits, disco dancing, and Depeche Mode. Find out what I mean here. The Pleasure, Little Treasure mixes are decent. Now there is the Strangelove specially-priced maxi-single. Nothing too amazing here, just various mixes of Strangelove and an alternate version of Pimpf, titled Fpmip. The Stripped Highland Mix single includes Black Day, a rendition of the title track from Black Celebration. This version is a slowed down harmonica driven western approach that would make even Johnny Cash smile (or grimmace?) I am pretty much sick to death of People Are People but I had to get the 12″ single, because well… I just did.

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From DepechMode.com

Music — Nick Jade on April 8, 2006 at 10:31 pm

A post from Brown Owl Films, and Mute:

FANS WANTED FOR DEPECHE MODE OFFICIAL RETROSPECTIVE DOCUMENTARY

Brown Owl Films have been commissioned by Depeche Mode and Mute Records to produce a documentary film tracing the history of Depeche Mode as told by the followers of the band.

We would like to make contact with fans and admirers of Depeche Mode to tell us about their lives and what the band and their music means to them.

We would also like to hear from anybody who has any personal stories, anecdotes, photographs, personal artwork, scrapbooks, writing, diaries, film or video footage and memorabilia.

If you would like to share your experience of being a follower of the group and would like to be a part of this unique project, please get in touch with a contact telephone number via this email address URGENTLY!

You can contact the fine people at Brown Owl Films by sending them an email at info@brownowlfilms.com

Kickball Videos

Life — Nick Jade on April 6, 2006 at 1:47 pm

Here are some some promo videos we shot for kickball games we have for our music promotion company Little Reggies. No hollywood here though!

Narwhales? Real. New Album? Also Real.

Music, Life, Jimmie — Avenger Jimmie on April 5, 2006 at 1:02 pm

From the A Denver Mile MySpace blog:

Ahoy! It’s been way too long since last we met. Judging from the sentimental tripe in the blog below, it’s obvious that the last time I posted was in December. In case you hadn’t noticed…it’s April. Quite a bit has been going on with us, as you may have imagined. I will try and post a quick rundown of what’s up (first in regards to the album):

adenvercover26mb.jpg-The recording of our EP is complete.
-There are 7 tracks total (the two on myspace, three more with lyrics, and then two more without).
-The cover art is finished, and the rest is nearly there.
-The album has been submitted to iTunes, and will be hosted by them sometime in the summer.
-The “unofficial” release date (if all printing goes according to plan) will be April 21st.
-The “official” one will be May 7th, and will coincide with our release party in Merritt Island (also a stop on our mini-tour with Bernard).

Phew. Hope that covers that. In other news: we have a shirt design with a Narwhale. It’s pretty radical, and worth attending a show for in its own right. More new designs will crop up once we’ve made the money back from the cd’s inital pressing. Rumor has it a girl shirt is even in the works. Cute.

You may have also noticed a slew of new shows coming up (many tba). As I mentioned above, we will be going on a mini tour with Bernard in May. One of these is the official release date of the CD (May 7th) and I suppose we can count May 2nd in Orlando as another “unofficial” release. Obviously, there isn’t quite an official release. The 7th is merely the day we will play through the EP in its entirety. We probably won’t get to do that again for a long time. It will also be when we handout all of the pre-sold discs (and a bonus poster to the pre-buyers). There may also be root beer. Lots of it. By all accounts, it will be worth being there.

Anyhow, this tour will lead into our appearance on the showcase stage at Cornerstone FL on either the 12th or 13th. We would *love* everyone’s support if you are going to be at Cornerstone.

After that…comes summer. The plan so far is to save money (and practice practice practice) to tour through fall. That means a thinning of shows in the summer to a degree. It also means the refining of some new songs.

I believe that should about wrap it up. I had forgotten how long these things can get. Hopefully you managed to power through it. I mean, there was some really serious info in there. Really, deadly serious. You should maybe…write it down or something. Talk to you soon, chums.

Au revoir,
Jimmie

Van Dyke Parks

Music, Life — Nick Jade on April 4, 2006 at 5:25 pm

vdp.jpgOnce I learned of a man named Van Dyke Parks. Then I decided that I would name my son that one day, on account it is such a good name. Then I met his son, Richard Parks. The he introduced me to his band and his clothing line. More on all this later, and possibly an interview with Richard?

Now this:

Van Dyke Parks in UNCUT magazine and other news

Salutations, We want you to know that VDP’s first album, Song Cycle, was just voted number one of the Ten Best Cosmic American Music Albums of All time in UNCUT Magazine.

Is this important?

In other news, the Maestro is hard at work on music for a Walter Hill film called Broken Trail starring Robert Duvall and Thomas Hayden Church. Repost with your best Brokeback Montain/Broken Trail crack.

Also, Pitchforkmedia.com reports today that VDP is working on Joanna Newsom’s next record. This is true and he’s having a helluva good time too.

Also, check this interview with the man himself if you haven’t already (includes promises of a new VDP album this year!!!): http://bandoppler.com/0306_F_Van_Parks.htm

Yours Truly…

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